You know you're Persian if ...

You know you're Persian if ...

by دکتر ایران نژاد on Thursday, September 15, 2011 at 9:06pm

• If you have lived in Los Angeles for 30 years and have never gone to see the los angeles museum of art (because you think honar nazd iranian ast o bas), you might be Persian.
• If you make big promises about what you will do to make your wife, your client or your tenant happy, but refuse to put it in writing (because YOU believe you're a man of your VORD), you might be Persian.
• If the walls in your home are ALL painted white and there is no artwork on them and if there is, it is a gaudy picture of a woman's face with big lips or her naked body, you might be Persian.
• If you get together with 20 friends for a demonstration or a soccer match and shout 20 different slogans at the same time, you might be Persian.
• If you say you love sushi but wonder why they always use such cheap SHEFTEH rice and not Basmati, you might be Persian.
• If you are a 35 year old female doctor with her own practice but still live with your parents, you might be Persian.
• If you live in a 2 million dollar home next to movie stars but install a $60 oven hood in your kitchen, you might be a Persian.
• If you go dancing on Sundays beginning at midnight, you might be Persian.
• If all your party clothes are black, you might be Persian.
• If your idea of a great (/healthy) food is 3 skewers of kebobs on a butter-coated bed of Basmati rice and a raw egg yolk floating on top and a few shots of vodka, you might be Persian.
• If you have lived n America for 30 years, yet you still giggle every time you hear "coast to coast," "couscous," or even "food to go," you might be Persian.